lunik_the_bard

Title: Cat's in the Cradle
Rating: Gen
Fandom: Thor, Avengers
Summary: When Odin took a half-Jotun baby out of a temple in Jotunheim, he wasn't the only one to claim to be the child's father. As his mother, Laufey King cheerfully refused to settle any dispute and soon there was at least one person in every realm who laid their claim as Loki's father. Except for the mortal creatures of Midgard, that is.

Tony Stark thinks this needs to be rectified. And Loki Tonyson has a nice ring to it.

(Subtitle: In which Loki and Tony troll the entire nine realms without even trying.)

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Title: I Have No Idea, But I Don't Care
Rating: PG (for imminent sexytimes)
Fandom: Thor, other Norse-based fandoms
Summary: In which pseudoscientific magic threatens the world as we know it, and multiple universes collide just long enough to dump all of their Loki Lie Smiths in one place. The fabric of reality may be tearing itself up, but the majority of Lokis are more interested in the fact that they finally have someone intelligent to talk to.

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Title: Their Hearts Forever
Rating: Gen
Fandom: Thor
Summary: It's Mother's day on Earth, and the brood of Loki have a problem. What do you give a man who has everything only desires destruction?
Notes: AU in which Loki's children are Jormungand!Fury, Fenrir!Coulson and Hel!Darcy. Also, Sleipnir is living on Earth as Darcy's younger brother Simon.

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Boom, back on here after eleven months' silence. I feel like my poor lonely journal has missed me. *pets it* I am about to ficspam this thing, because there are a few things I somehow forgot to post. Like, everything Fandom-related that I wrote in the last year.

How awesome was Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, btw? There was nothing bad about that movie!*

So, I literally just read about this upcoming movie and had to immediately write some words about it. Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters



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Title: Thorki Noodles
Rating: Mature
Fandom: Thor (Modern AU)
Summary: Opening a ramen noodle bar when you have zero business experience is more than just something trust fund kids do when the money runs out - For Loki Odinson, it's his dream!

Author's Note: This was supposed to be crack. I forgot that I am pretty bad at writing unapologetic craziness and then tried to make it make sense. Based on two separate picture prompts, and zero shame.

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So, I went to see Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter today, on the basis that it was too awesome a concept to not see. I was going to review it, because apparently that's now what I do on this journal. I wanted to, but couldn't quite manage it.


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Title: A Brighter Fire in the Dark
Rating: Gen
Fandom: Thor, Norse Mythology
Summary: Odin discarded the Jotun race and their world into darkness. A necessary iniquity, and the only way to ensure they never again rose up to attack another realm. But how could that place of ice and nothing else have produced a fire so bright as Loki Laufeyson?

An attempt to reconcile the idea of Loki and Odin as blood brothers with the Marvel canon, very much influenced by this epic song (Lyrics)


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Title: Repository
Rating: PG (for themes I wouldn't read as a child's bedtime story, but nothing solid)
Fandom: Avengers, Thor
Summary: Loki takes advantage of having followers who can't use his secrets against him, and unloads a few. Clint wonders if he ought to be honoured.


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So, today I'm actually a little sad to call myself a fan.


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